Wednesday, October 17, 2007

The Wadaj Times, October 2007


For officially being the most boringass community on Orkut, the Razzies have honoured WFW with its Most Boringass Community on Orkut Award.

Individual awards in no particular order:

The GFU (General Fuck Up) Award goes to Shantanoo for creating the community and posting exactly one quiz since then.

The NOMFIC (Number One Mother Fucker in Charge) Award goes to Judith for being titular *snicker snicker* "moderator".

The JAFO (Just Another Fucking Observer) Award goes to Neeti for being that.

The FIIGMO (Fuck It, I've Got My Orders) Award goes to Keren for working in a place where the gormint has forbidden Orkut.

The TARFU (Things Are Really Fucked Up) Award goes to Sooze Da Booze since she's worse than SNAFU but not quite FUBAR on the community.

The DILLIGAFF (Do I Look Like I Give A Flying Fuck?) Award goes to Peter for, well, looking like he doesn't give a flying fuck.

The ROAD (Retired On Active Duty) Award goes to Nishant for shuffling off to Bangalore and leaving behind neither hair nor hide (amen).

The TUIFU (The Ultimate In Fuck Ups) Award goes to Donku (though she is not part of the community any more, let us observe a moment of silence please, for her passing) for being a wonderful friend and sticking with us through rich and poor, sickness and health, thick and thin, dandy and randy.

That's it for this month, folks. The newsletter will have a supplement published before the end of the month if the megaparty at the megaden comes through.

Stay cool. Viva Zapata!

Love,
Weedy

3 comments:

K said...

I'd like to thank firstly God, for blessing me with this award. My momma and poppa.. my friends without whom I would be totally a lost soul... and my beaautiful office which has cracked down on the people who waste their time on the internet... ! I accept the award and look forward to another one the next year too..Love and kisses...

K said...

Weed... I need a gross update on the subola virus that affected all and sundry and its originator...!

K said...

TUVA (The Ultimate Vela Around)is the award that goes to Weedy!! (APPLAUSE) because its her velaness that gets us the brilliant trivial updates. Go weed!